why do you have scary movie spotify ads
why would you even do that to me
do you hate me???
CAUSE WHEN I DO THE DISHESS!!!!! I RUN THE WATER VERY VERY HOT!
honestly no other song has ever made me want to try dishwater. But this one. This one succeeds.
songs to sing loudly and amazingly: dish washing version
I’M SO EXHAUSTED but I got to touch a book from the 50s about taxidermy today so that’s cool I guess
Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?
david duchovny doesn’t know what frogs are
don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs
WITCHCRAFT. aye but you love me <3
seeyouinpieces replied to your chat “me: I’m totally going to steal that julia: You definitely…”
julia most precious
right though? What a gem.
fuck you grace
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
Overwhelmingly shy but I can play extrovert fairly well.
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
My catfriend and dogfriends (and my new lizardfriend)
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
Let’s hope I never need drunkcare in front of someone I like. Nothing spells romance like puke. NOTHING.
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
if I were a magic eight ball I would say TRY AGAIN LATER
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
“It’s always funny when people think I have my shit together dude”
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
YES OMG LOVE DO IT ALL THE TIME PLEASE I don’t even care man please just play with my hair literally the best feeling in the whole world
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
HELLS YES the cosmos is vast and we are but tiny meat sacks
19. Do you like bubble baths?
meh, I like the IDEA of bubble baths but the execution is always lacking
23. Do you have trust issues?
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?
YES it hella is now
not long enough for a messy braid or whatever though. I hope this knowledge serves you well.
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
nothing. Hence the awkward silence
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Ehhhhhhhhhh it depends on where they fall on my righteous anger meter
43. Do you smile at strangers?
to strike fear into their hearts, yes
47. Have you ever been high?
only on dayquil. That shit fucks you up
53. Favourite makeup brand?
the kind other people buy for me? Stila????
59. First thing you ate this morning?
NAKED MIGHTY MANgo smoothie
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
I WISH alas I was not a cool kid
I did not lean on walls and judge passers by
67. Facebook or Twitter?
I don’t even have a Twitter I told you I’m not a cool kid
71. Craving something? What?
I am actually craving the second Diviners book. LIBBA BRAY GET ON IT PLS
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Pierre’s my best mate
I may or may not have chewed his ear off
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
grey so exciting
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
what why no don’t even ask this question
89. Name a person you hate?
CAMERON (NO NOT YOU THE OTHER ONE)
97. Favourite actor?
idk but I’m having a Tilda Swinton moment
101. Do you type fast?
average. mediocre. okay
103. Can you spell well?
I’m alright, friend
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
YES AND IT WAS ONE OF THE MOST TERRIFYING AMAZING EXPERIENCES OF MY LIFE the horse’s name was Witchcraft and it was amazing it liked to eat wood
109. Is something irritating you right now?
well I’m a little mental at the moment and I’d like to get some brain stability. minor annoyances
113. What was your childhood nickname?
Samurai Samurinski because my parents are assholes
127. What makes you happy?
birds. The answer to this is always birds.
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
do this ????????
137. How tall are you?
139. Brunette or Blonde?
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
HELLS YES but also SKEPTICISM but also HELLS YES