❝ I detest the masculine point of view. I am bored by his heroism, virtue, and honour. I think the best these men can do is not talk about themselves anymore. ❞

Virginia Woolf (via nobunnyluvsyou)

I’m going to hang this over my desk at work. SO THEY KNOW.

(via dismissivejerkoffmotion)

16 July 2014 ♥ 47,515 notes    Reblog    
reblogged from brofisting    source: fagcity

I forgot I had this song on my itunes and it played on shuffle and oh man I forgot that I LOVE THIS SONG

15 July 2014 ♥ 1 note    Reblog    
    source: Spotify
nice friend person:  hey, how've you been?
me:  capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.

what career do you choose when 1. there is no career you want to do and 2. even if you wanted to do a career, you’re most likely not qualified for it

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11 July 2014    Reblog    

a tiny centipede-like creature just crawled OUT OF MY LAPTOP oh god oh god oh god

where’s the poor person section
this shit is for rich people only

2 July 2014    Reblog    

hello lentils my old friend

i’ve come to talk with you again

2 July 2014    Reblog    

it made me feel sick but fuck you

2 July 2014    Reblog    

not gonna lie I stuffed my face with candy and pasta from approximately eleven pm to midnight

2 July 2014    Reblog    

uggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

2 July 2014    Reblog    

*pathetically searches for egg/gluten/dairy/soy/potato/nut/corn/coconut oil-free bread recipe*

2 July 2014    Reblog    

my mom dragged me to an appointment with a naturopathic doctor today (she volunteered to pay for it and really really wanted me to go because I have just been getting tossed around from doctor to doctor) and anyways

it was so weird guys. So weird. But I got to see my blood cells which was cool (they are very pathetic and weak looking blood cells). And now I have to start taking hella vitamin-B (I have to wear a patch like I’m trying to quit smoking) and I have the world’s most restricted diet for at least a month. And I have to take some enzymes for my gut ‘cause it’s all fucked up.

SO LET’S SEE IF THIS IS A LOAD OF CROCK OR NOT. Month-long experiment, GO!

karkatosexual:

if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i

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reblogged from recreationalcannibalism    source: molgars
lottereinigerforever:

Tilda Swinton in “Only Lovers Left Alive”

lottereinigerforever:

Tilda Swinton in “Only Lovers Left Alive”