life goals: be ursula from kiki’s delivery service

❝ Kiki: That girl in the woods wants to draw a picture with me in it!
Jiji: naked? ❞

— Kiki’s Delivery Service (via vexatiousvagabond)


i’d like to think in a sort of apocalyptic situation i’d be a real hardass and take some motherfuckers out and be a ruthless leader but in reality i’d probably take some cheese crackers and hide in a tree and wait to die

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petition to rename the earth ‘punishment orb’
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*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

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The universe is not a thing that is—it is not a *thing* at all. It is the very action of its going. It is, in fact, its own dissolve, and our lives – the entire span of human existence going back and back and, if we are lucky, forward and forward – the entire span is spent within this dissolve.

So look at the fleeting stars with fleeting eyes, and feel how the earth beneath you gives. It is all a temporary manifestation of particles, and it is all unraveling back to particulate silence. The bustle of the human day will come and will go. And then, there will be night.

But how beautiful these moments within the dissolve! What a temporary perfection we can find within this passing world! Everything good ever done! Everything good that was done today, and all the good people doing it, and back and back and forward and forward, all of that beauty within a universe unraveling.

Be proud of your place in the cosmos. It is small, and yet it *is*.

— Cecil Palmer, Welcome to Night Vale, Episode 49: Old Oak Doors

written by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranorm, voiced by Cecil Baldwin  (via many-wings)

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me, all the time:  I just have a lot of feelings

I’m beginning to grow attached to the idea that it’s more than okay to not be special. To not aspire to greatness. To accept mediocre jobs and search for happiness where I can find it because you know what? Life is FUCKING DUMB. I mean, life is great but it’s also really, really stupid and absurd and sometimes I hate it a lot. The universe doesn’t give a damn whether I work at IKEA my whole life or  whether I’m an Ivy League professor who wins the Nobel Prize. It doesn’t give two shits. Maybe it’s okay to pursue my own well-being to the best I can and try and make some other people happy along the way, too. Maybe break some laws, too. I could go for a little law-breaking if I ever stop being such a fucking weenie.

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I haven’t been on tumblr for a while so I wanted to welcome myself back by letting everyone know that while I was gone I most definitely hitch hiked with a huge van full o’ Mormons.

❝ I detest the masculine point of view. I am bored by his heroism, virtue, and honour. I think the best these men can do is not talk about themselves anymore. ❞

Virginia Woolf (via nobunnyluvsyou)

I’m going to hang this over my desk at work. SO THEY KNOW.

(via dismissivejerkoffmotion)

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I forgot I had this song on my itunes and it played on shuffle and oh man I forgot that I LOVE THIS SONG

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    source: Spotify
nice friend person:  hey, how've you been?
me:  capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.

what career do you choose when 1. there is no career you want to do and 2. even if you wanted to do a career, you’re most likely not qualified for it


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a tiny centipede-like creature just crawled OUT OF MY LAPTOP oh god oh god oh god