it is my greatest wish to time travel to the future and watch historically inaccurate period dramas about the early 2000s
It’s 2 AM and this is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life. Tears are streaming down my face.
Who thought this would be a good mashup? And why?
this is terrific you nerds
Hi please make me calendula scones okay have a nice day
okay we’re going to be those women from that terrible garden spells book except instead of ~life lessons about womanhood~ we’re just going to like eat plants and maybe curse some dudes?? yes/yes??
woke up this morning enraged about “that GODDAMNED BOX OF FRUIT” like a video game character on a really shitty side quest
considering applying to grad school because all post-college adult life has given me this far = anxiety and crying jags sooooo I think I’m just going to run away to college again.
BUT WHAT DO I EVEN WANT A MASTER’S IN I HAVE NO IDEA
This is probably a Very Big Indicator that I should not be getting a Master’s but like when the options are 1. work a minimum wage job (maybe if I can find one??) and be sad and hate everything and in debt or 2. GO GET A FUCKIN MASTER’S EYYYY and be in debt…well I feel like I’d rather be in school again at the very least.
now you want to go where no one is lonely
and rosewater drips from my mouth like honey
haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING
ryan gosling wont eat his cereal
life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon