johndarnielle:

chipsandbeermag:

Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990

the perfect photoset

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want a full-time job that pays you absolutely nothing and makes you feel worthless and sad all the time?

CONSIDER UNEMPLOYMENT!!!

I watched Mama really belatedly and it didn’t scare me so much as really bum me out and now its 2:30 am and I am sad and thinking about women and motherhood and generations of ladies who fucking did not ask for this shit to happen to them and little kids being devoured by the tragic, smothering, and all-consuming love of a weeping woman who just wanted her baby back.

18 October 2014    Reblog    

birdhero:

i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

is that magic??

honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

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hicockalorum replied to your post: dear brown rice: your cooking tim…

if thou hast a microwave, the Trader Joe’s brown rice packs are rather decent, i find.

oh I will definitely check those out for when it’s a brown rice emergency, thanks! my rice cooker is just so cranky when it comes to brown rice. Ah well.

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dear brown rice: your cooking time is beginning to put a strain on our relationship.

much love, sam

making soup! (so new housemates will love me pls love me)

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I just talked to the world’s most helpful MediCal woman ever I love you and wish you the best things in life you ROCK <3 <3 <3

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ostolero:

charlotteinfinityxx:

ostolero:

dogs deserve to live forever

And humans don’t?

absolutely not

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