why do you have scary movie spotify ads

why would you even do that to me

do you hate me???

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saltnteppa replied to your post: songs to sing loudly and amazingly: di…

CAUSE WHEN I DO THE DISHESS!!!!! I RUN THE WATER VERY VERY HOT!

honestly no other song has ever made me want to try dishwater. But this one. This one succeeds.

songs to sing loudly and amazingly: dish washing version

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    source: Spotify

I’M SO EXHAUSTED but I got to touch a book from the 50s about taxidermy today so that’s cool I guess

24 April 2014    Reblog    

roman-sunshine:

Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?

buttwyatt:

david duchovny doesn’t know what frogs are

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korpsekobain:

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

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reblogged from playingjax    source: korpsekobain

seeyouinpieces replied to your post “all the prime numbers.”

WITCHCRAFT. aye but you love me <3

TRUE

seeyouinpieces replied to your chat “me: I’m totally going to steal that julia: You definitely…”

julia most precious

right though? What a gem.

seeyouinpieces said: all the prime numbers.

fuck you grace

2. Are you outgoing or shy?
Overwhelmingly shy but I can play extrovert fairly well.

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
My catfriend and dogfriends (and my new lizardfriend)

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
Let’s hope I never need drunkcare in front of someone I like. Nothing spells romance like puke. NOTHING.

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
if I were a magic eight ball I would say TRY AGAIN LATER

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
“It’s always funny when people think I have my shit together dude”

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
YES OMG LOVE DO IT ALL THE TIME PLEASE I don’t even care man please just play with my hair literally the best feeling in the whole world

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
HELLS YES the cosmos is vast and we are but tiny meat sacks

19. Do you like bubble baths?
meh, I like the IDEA of bubble baths but the execution is always lacking

23. Do you have trust issues?
duh

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
Exes. Cute.

31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?
YES it hella is now
not long enough for a messy braid or whatever though. I hope this knowledge serves you well.

37. What do you say during awkward silences?
nothing. Hence the awkward silence

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Ehhhhhhhhhh it depends on where they fall on my righteous anger meter

43. Do you smile at strangers?
to strike fear into their hearts, yes

47. Have you ever been high?
only on dayquil. That shit fucks you up

53. Favourite makeup brand?
the kind other people buy for me? Stila????

59. First thing you ate this morning?
NAKED MIGHTY MANgo smoothie

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
I WISH alas I was not a cool kid

I did not lean on walls and judge passers by

67. Facebook or Twitter?
I don’t even have a Twitter I told you I’m not a cool kid

71. Craving something? What?
I am actually craving the second Diviners book. LIBBA BRAY GET ON IT PLS

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Pierre’s my best mate
I may or may not have chewed his ear off

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
grey so exciting

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
what why no don’t even ask this question

89. Name a person you hate?
CAMERON (NO NOT YOU THE OTHER ONE)

97. Favourite actor?
idk but I’m having a Tilda Swinton moment

101. Do you type fast?
average. mediocre. okay

103. Can you spell well?
I’m alright, friend

107. Have you ever been on a horse?
YES AND IT WAS ONE OF THE MOST TERRIFYING AMAZING EXPERIENCES OF MY LIFE the horse’s name was Witchcraft and it was amazing it liked to eat wood

109. Is something irritating you right now?
well I’m a little mental at the moment and I’d like to get some brain stability. minor annoyances

113. What was your childhood nickname?
Samurai Samurinski because my parents are assholes

127. What makes you happy?
birds. The answer to this is always birds.

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
do this ????????

137. How tall are you?
5’4 whatever

139. Brunette or Blonde?
Brunette

149. Do you believe in ghosts?
HELLS YES but also SKEPTICISM but also HELLS YES

giving up on GoT because FUCK YOU GUYS

22 April 2014    Reblog    
me:  I'm totally going to steal that
julia:  You definitely should
julia:  I don't actually know what you're talking about
julia:  but I always support thievery
❝ hella cute questions ❞

  1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
    2. Are you outgoing or shy?
    3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
    4. Are you easy to get along with?
    5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
    6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
    7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
    8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
    9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
    10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
    11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
    12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
    13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
    14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
    15. What good thing happened this summer?
    16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
    17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
    18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
    19. Do you like bubble baths?
    20. Do you like your neighbors?
    21. What are you bad habits?
    22. Where would you like to travel?
    23. Do you have trust issues?
    24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
    25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
    26. What do you do when you wake up?
    27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
    28. Who are you most comfortable around?
    29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
    30. Do you ever want to get married?
    31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?
    32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
    33. Spell your name with your chin.
    34. Do you play sports? What sports?
    35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
    36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
    37. What do you say during awkward silences?
    38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
    39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
    40. What do you want to do after high school?
    41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
    42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
    43. Do you smile at strangers?
    44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
    45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
    46. What are you paranoid about?
    47. Have you ever been high?
    48. Have you ever been drunk?
    49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
    50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
    51. Ever wished you were someone else?
    52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
    53. Favourite makeup brand?
    54. Favourite store?
    55. Favourite blog?
    56. Favourite colour?
    57. Favourite food?
    58. Last thing you ate?
    59. First thing you ate this morning?
    60. Ever won a competition? For what?
    61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
    62. Been arrested? For what?
    63. Ever been in love?
    64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
    65. Are you hungry right now?
    66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
    67. Facebook or Twitter?
    68. Twitter or Tumblr?
    69. Are you watching tv right now?
    70. Names of your bestfriends?
    71. Craving something? What?
    72. What colour are your towels?
    72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
    73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
    74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
    75. Favourite animal?
    76. What colour is your underwear?
    77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
    78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
    79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
    80. What colour pants?
    81. Favourite tv show?
    82. Favourite movie?
    83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
    84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
    85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
    86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
    87. First person you talked to today?
    88. Last person you talked to today?
    89. Name a person you hate?
    90. Name a person you love?
    91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
    92. In a fight with someone?
    93. How many sweatpants do you have?
    94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
    95. Last movie you watched?
    96. Favourite actress?
    97. Favourite actor?
    98. Do you tan a lot?
    99. Have any pets?
    100. How are you feeling?
    101. Do you type fast?
    102. Do you regret anything from your past?
    103. Can you spell well?
    104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
    105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
    106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
    107. Have you ever been on a horse?
    108. What should you be doing?
    109. Is something irritating you right now?
    110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
    111. Do you have trust issues?
    112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
    113. What was your childhood nickname?
    114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
    115. Do you play the Wii?
    116. Are you listening to music right now?
    117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
    118. Do you like Chinese food?
    119. Favourite book?
    120. Are you afraid of the dark?
    121. Are you mean?
    122. Is cheating ever okay?
    123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
    124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
    125. Do you believe in true love?
    126. Are you currently bored?
    127. What makes you happy?
    128. Would you change your name?
    129. What your zodiac sign?
    130. Do you like subway?
    131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
    132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
    133. Favourite lyrics right now?
    134. Can you count to one million?
    135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
    136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
    137. How tall are you?
    138. Curly or Straight hair?
    139. Brunette or Blonde?
    140. Summer or Winter?
    141. Night or Day?
    142. Favourite month?
    143. Are you a vegetarian?
    144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
    145. Tea or Coffee?
    146. Was today a good day?
    147. Mars or Snickers?
    148. What’s your favourite quote?
    149. Do you believe in ghosts?
    150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?   (via auilic)

byrontobofur:

King Herod’s Song (Try it and See) from the 1973 film Jesus Christ Superstar.

Happy Easter.

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