ryan gosling wont eat his cereal
life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon
having a morning cup of coffee…to prepare for the cup of coffee I’m going to get with Julia
becoming a demon seems like a good career option
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
a radio in my backyard just turned on at full volume and it was definitely not weird or creepy and totally not ghosts at all nope nope nope
P.S. A lot of people with depression and other mental illnesses have trouble making decisions or choosing from a bunch of different options. “Wanna get dinner at that pizza place on Tuesday night?” is a LOT easier to answer than “So wanna hang out sometime? What do you want to do?”
browsing for jobs/work experience/literally anything to do with my time and make some money and it is really freaking me the fuck out right now
when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes
if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad
somebody should write an essay comparing and contrasting tina from bob’s burgers and meg from family guy and explain why tina hit the mark for respectfully portraying the awkward teenage years and why meg is a huge fucking insensitive joke that isn’t even funny
Tina is a character, Meg is a punchline.